So y'all the night before last my little Sophia decided to cut her own hair, it was too horrible, I had to go to the local Mias and by hair extensions and make my baby a wig.
so it all started when I left my teenagers in charge of the little ones, when me and my husband went next door to help our neighbor. Within thirty minutes all hell broke lose.
I walk in the door my kids are laughing and pointing under the table my three year old was under the table crying her little eyes out. My heart melted, I couldn't be angry with her, but the fact was she was partially bald. She got so close to the root in one section I thought she took the clippers to it.
There was no fixing it, I even tried to do a comb over, but it just wouldn't hide it. ( you know like those old bald guys who try to put a small sliver of hair to cover their ginormous heads) so..She looked like fester Adams, and then after that she looked like cousin it, from the Adams family. But eventually it turned to be pretty cute.
I felt terrible for having to put extensions in a child's hair so young, but I was mortified by the people in Wall Mart and I had to do something.
SO I got Sophia with me and Coura we are walking around wall mart and this lady see's Sophia and she goes ... O MY GOD ...What did you do that poor child's head? I'm like really, you think I did this? retard. Well I couldn't help being a smart ass she pissed me off. Im like...Its the new style didn't you know, we poor people take weed whackers to the head to start a fashion statement. She's like well it looks trashy, like white trash actually. I'm like are f***cking kidding me, how dare you call my child trashy, you stupid little ....and then Coura tugs on my shirt, she says its ok mamma, don't let her get you mad, she's just mad cause she's fat and ugly, (then she points at her double chin )and there aint no fixing that. The lady I swear , her eyes where like bulging she hupphed and walked off. I should have scolded Coura but I just couldn't she was right, Seriously though she was a snooty ass. I was tempted to carry around clippers my self and buzz everyone's hair that gave my baby the stink eye. UGGG.
But any way I have to say Coura was right, some people are ugly, both on the inside and out. If it were not for Coura I probably would have decked the women, but instead I just ended up laughing at her. Needles to say Coura got an extra special treat that day.
In the end I learned not to underestimate my eight years keen ability to figure someone out. As well as not leaving kids for an extended period of time with teenagers, (even though they are usually responsible) especially when there might be an opportunity to go bald. And always carry clippers in my bag, just in case I ever see that women again. lol.
So anyway I put extensions in her hair and now she looks like one of those American Girl dolls.
Too cute, but Im still worried, about how long it will take for her hair to grow back out.
Lol I am one of the "teenagers" she mentioned :( although I am 21!~ The kids don't ever listen to me, so I wasn't really even trying, I sat there playing my video games while Christopher (18 year old) the other "teenager" tried without success to tame the wild ones!~ When I saw the little one with her bald spot I called Big Sis right away but she did not answer, so I called George. They came running. My goodness she looked ready to kill someone! At first she thought one of the other kids cut it, but Sophia confessed, and the others were saved from a serious can of but whoopin thanks goodness :D
ReplyDeleteNever get on my older sisters bad side. Just don't. Really. Just do not do it. Seriously. She can give you a look that might kill a man with a weak heart. Scary. Like a demoness when she wants to be. Psychological warfare seems like a second nature to her. Love her. I do. But fear her. I very much do.
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